Awkward, Haircut and Hair: FIRE!

FIRE!

By 1danzo1 - 17/07/2009 10:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a haircut. I had my foils in for about 10 minutes when the fire alarm went off. The building then started to fill with smoke and we evacuated. While outside watching the fire being put out, I forgot about my foils. I now have bright bleached yellow and orange hair. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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By tylah - 23/06/2012 15:11 - United States - Piscataway

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML

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Fireball

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 22:00

Today, I went into work to finish one last task, but decided to also have a fire in the pit. I grabbed the wrong can of fuel and ended up taking a fireball to the face, singed the hair on my head, arms, and I have to shave my beard off… Well, what’s left of it. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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Everybody hurts

By NoNovocaine - 20/11/2021 10:59 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while getting a dental filling, the fire alarm sounded. The plaza was evacuated and we had to stand outside in the cold for 2 hours. The anesthetic wore off. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By RandomLG94 - 31/10/2015 20:35 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

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Simply red

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

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By lollerskate - 16/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my smoke alarm went off. In a frenzy, I called 9-1-1 and exited my house. Several minutes later a fire truck showed up. After investigating, one of the firemen informed me I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. FML

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Friday 17 July 2009 16:21

well hello there hayley williams, it's nice to meet you.

Jojul 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:29

You survived a fire, and got your hair bleached bright yellow and orange in the process. FYL? Really?

Comments

blooop_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:33

I don't see what youre complaining about. Most hair styles done with foils are hideous anyway.

perfectwinds 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:45

Yea.. Because all highlights are ugly. You're a freakin' ignorant moron. You probably couldn't tell foil work from an all over hair color if your life depended on it.

Bina77 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:36

Um, how about being happy you didn't die in that fire?

elsieenchanted 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:39

Woah, that sucks. FYL.  But at least you didn't die :D

somebodyshy 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:05

would you prefer they left you there and your hair got burned off like in that michael jackson video?

ManImCool 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:10

too soon man, messed up

MarieMurder15 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:11

haha that sucks.

Reena03 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:40

LOL, that sucks to be you, girl

jennadol95 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:57

ouch. lmao.

PinkStink 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:59

On the bright side... They can add purple toner to ur bleached part to take away the orangeness and then u can add ANY color you want! Even pink! Also, ur alive n still have hair :-)

KryptoniteKiss 0

Friday 17 July 2009 22:16

At least you didn't die in the fire.

msval78 0

Friday 17 July 2009 22:38

Why did you have foils in your hair if you were only getting a haircut?

jjenniferr05 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:49

Okay, are some people annoying, ignorant, or just plain dumb? She was getting her haircut, yes.. You can also get your hair dyed when you take a trip the to hairdressers, ****! News to you?! She probably just put 'haircut' rather than 'hair dyed', as force of habit, or perhaps she was getting that to.