Embarrassing, Clothes, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Forgetting something?

Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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You deserved it 13 692

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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You deserved it 3 015

By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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You deserved it 30 267

Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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You deserved it 6 823

By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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You deserved it 30 845

By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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XXL

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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You deserved it 282

By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 384

You deserved it 10 681

By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML

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You deserved it 58 970

Appropriate attire required

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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You deserved it 1 007

ajay96 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:59

Well congrats. As long as Paul blart didn't chase you down

nutella830 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:00

Hey at least you dropped two pant sizes(:

Comments

jenniferjen 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:03

Hope that you're wearing your best panties!

Troll_spray 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:18

What if Op was going commando? =O

yahoowizard 16

Sunday 15 January 2012 11:40

54 Alas, those are the best kind of panties

rttr 18

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:03

This happens to a lot of people. Congrats on dropping two sizes.

rttr 18

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:10

Sorry misread. I thought she was still wearing the old jeans.

lulucall911 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:04

Sorry but YDI. I mean who does that? Congrats on losing weight though!

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:44

Um, who does not make mistakes? Oh that's right.. NO ONE.

taradeborde87 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:59

Forgetting to wear pants is kind of an unusual mistake...

hjanelle14 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:26

everyone makes mistakes even some as unusual as this one

dd809 9

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:44

15- I agree! That's almost as dumb as forgetting to put on pants before you leave your house.

Akharr01 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:05

Panties!!!

WCARlover 34

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:05

Hopefully you were wearing your sexy underwear? Haha

cinderellacat 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:31

Hopefully not

traviemojo 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:06

I hate when that happens

afunnyterdcody 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:08

That's kinda hot

Pelreskovich 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:08

Oh well, you're slimmer, show off that bod!

dragynfyre 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:09

lol that's embarrassing. Hopefully you were wearing sexy panties! :) Grats on losing a couple sizes! keep up the good work!

applecaketree 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:10

Pants means something different in the UK! :P

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