Embarrassing, Clothes, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Forgetting something?

Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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XXL

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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ajay96 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:59

Well congrats. As long as Paul blart didn't chase you down

nutella830 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:00

Hey at least you dropped two pant sizes(:

Comments

Apruhl33 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:32

This reminds me of the weightloss commercial with Holly Madison haha.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:56

Like a balls.

tj4234 35

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:59

I'm hoping pants is American English for trousers (I think it is?) because if pants means underwear like it does in Britain, this seriously sucks...

ladyLALAA 28

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:12

I say good for you, just showing your new found sexy self?

BlackSnowyOwl 2

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:41

Be happy. You might've just scored yourself a discount.

jonriise18 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:51

Nice!!! I need to start shopping there.... Where was it exactly??

babybear8797 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:11

Hahaha. This just made my day!

megaflops 12

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:14

haha

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:30

Good one! Reminds me of that commercial where the mom had Xmas dinner already and she says to the tv, I' don't think I've missed a thing', she had an apron on. Turns around to answer her door and she forgot her pants! LOL