Animals: Freakout

Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By fack - 29/07/2015 14:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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emzy08 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:50

how can you be allergic to spiders?

Shadic 0

Friday 24 July 2009 2:19

Actually, you can be. I'm allergic to just about any type of insect/bug bite/sting. Spiders/mosquitoes/bees, etc. I'll swell up about 2-3x more than a "normal" person would, and the swelling will last for up to two weeks. First time I was bit by a horse fly, I was taken to a hospital.

Comments

hb507 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 13:20

Actually, contact with spiders can cause contact dermatitis (allergic skin reaction), and in addition the first case of respiratory allergy resulting from exposition to spiders has been described this february. Also, you can be allergis to spider venoms in general, since spider venoms are quite similar in composition. Please at least look things up before you start being rude

totisrolls 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 6:54

#118 shes an lawyer, she lies for a living. hahahaha

Lazyninja420 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 21:45

You're so allergic to spiders that the mere sight of one causes diorientation? over-react much?

Diannaa 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:25

lol wow that sucks bad

Star16 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 21:34

I would have done the same thing!! I'm terrified of spiders! sorry OP. FYL.

nhfromtheheart 0

Friday 10 September 2010 0:35

allergic to spiders? bahahahahahahahaha.

lashadow 0

Monday 3 January 2011 8:23

hahaha idiot

cheerXtreme13 0

Monday 9 May 2011 7:06

why is it so hard to believe someone is allergic to spiders? i am. i found that out when i was younger and got bit by one. i had weird red lines running from it & it swelled up more than normal. so people seriously grow up and stop calling her a liar cause its really immature & you just make yourself look dumb.

smartalek 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 15:19

OKAY. SAYING YOUR ALLERGIC TO SPIDERS IS LIKE SAYING THAT YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO CATS. you're not allergic to the CAT, your allergic to the saliva on its fur after it washes itself. so you can be allergic to 'spiders' meaning you have allergic reactions when bitten or extensive reactions that are very serious. so learn to look it up before you cmment.