Health, Annoying and Insects: Fun day for all

Fun day for all

By Alicia - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friends and I had a long fun day at the river. That was until sundown. I now have mosquito bites in places you don't want to know. FML

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lmachain1 0

Friday 14 May 2010 3:11

pictures or it didn't happen

WolfsGuns 0

Friday 14 May 2010 3:20

all you idiots who say that it was the balls, look at the username, the op is a she, dumbasses

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TheGuyPersonDude 0

Friday 14 May 2010 5:49

gettin some oral from a mosquito, eh?

stewpididiot 11

Friday 14 May 2010 5:50

Howdoyouknowwedonwannaknow??? I'mprettysureweallDOwannaknow!!! youknowwhatI'msayin???

gasbreakdipdip 0

Friday 14 May 2010 6:02

well were you on your period?

luckylucas26 9

Friday 14 May 2010 6:19

this is a lame post

ivyshade 0

Friday 14 May 2010 6:20

this is stupid...who cares

TheAlaskanGirl 9

Friday 14 May 2010 6:33

poor little buggers... hope they didn't catch any freaking diseases from you. rofl jk. whoo cares they are every where in the ak...geez. :)

sexirene 0

Friday 14 May 2010 6:41

98 you cant criticize 76 for showing HER **** you had a picture kissing a girl so whats your point

Mikeymikey 4

Friday 14 May 2010 6:49

****?!?!?!?!? where where???? PIC or GTFO!!!!

lexieeebby 0

Friday 14 May 2010 6:58

Mosquitos... :/

smellmyfakelegs 0

Friday 14 May 2010 7:05

oh no Mosquitos... you must be from Cali or something get over it

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Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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