Getting Your Sh*t Together - FML

Getting Your Sh*t Together

By FML Videos - 19/09/2018 00:30

When life gives you garbage...

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julfunky 29

Wednesday 19 September 2018 0:55

Why are they all busting out laughing before the trash bag even breaks??

Aliya Arapova 3

Wednesday 19 September 2018 13:18

cos they knew what was going to happen) the bag is too thin for that amount of garbage. I also heard Russian bad language here))

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julfunky 29

Wednesday 19 September 2018 0:55

Why are they all busting out laughing before the trash bag even breaks??

Aliya Arapova 3

Wednesday 19 September 2018 13:18

cos they knew what was going to happen) the bag is too thin for that amount of garbage. I also heard Russian bad language here))

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