Goldfinger

By Anonymous - 24/07/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I hope it's because he likes using his bidet? You should get him one for his B-day.

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slowhandjp 16

It’s so gross.

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Charlie Given 26

There needs to be a puking pumpkin emoji to choose from

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Yummi_913 18

It's shocking how common this is among men. It's usually the ones who's mom's did their laundry well into their 20's. I even dated one of them, and this ****** would fight me about how it's fine to have poop on your ass, and "that's what showers are for" despite still only taking one a day. He'd hang his wang into the toilet bowl while taking a dump too, and it would be up against the inside of the dirty toilet rim just rubbing into all that nopeness. Needless to say, our sex life plummeted very quickly into non-existent. I wasn't welcoming that marinade inside me. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE! PSA: if you must hang your wang in the bowl, at least don't let it make contact with the actual toilet ffs!

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Amanda G Rich 23

I was going to comment that my boyfriend is almost one of these guys. but he wipes. just not more than once. I'm so grossed out by it.

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dahthunderbird 8

maybe he needs diapers

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slowhandjp 16

It’s so gross. You should not go down on him anymore.

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genuinegoodguy 9

Surely you mean your ex-boyfriend?

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