Intimacy: Good moaning

Good moaning

By jackson - 06/09/2010 17:02 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

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By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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Nice

By Username - 07/08/2011 08:08 - Reserved

Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML

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My ears!

By puking now - 14/12/2013 00:34 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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Zzzzzzzzz

By driving me crazy - 26/05/2017 16:00

Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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We can tell

By Mkimmi - 12/02/2015 07:39 - United States - State College

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

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ChaPStikkWhoRe 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:34

why the hell would you moan back?! IDIOT I hope they tell everyone you know what a moron you are. Especially since it looks like YOU WERE ALONE! YDI

BJTrock 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:35

were you thinking that if they heard u pretending you would be cool or something? itd be awkward either way

Comments

cowycal 4

Monday 6 September 2010 23:20

Sexy. ;)

the_flirtt 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:22

how old are you op ?

legonut4 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:26

now your playing with **********

aholeguy 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:07

haha best fml ever

itz_scrumdidly 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:53

OHHH OHHH YESSS!!!!

nateypooo 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 9:02

ahaa this is toooo funny

coolsteve 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 10:56

hawt

Mehness 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:50

You can't pretend to moan, just like cats can't pretend to meow. You can't "pretend" a sound, you can only make or hear or whatever them.

holaworld 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:20

they'll get over it eventually.

LemonpartyIsSexy 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 3:30

don't you mean it was an awkward ( puts on sunglasses) moaning (morning)

sicron90511 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 4:53

lol do you do these every comment? I've seen u alot now lol

Rawrzie 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:23

I bet the dogs liked that ;D

Jokro_fml 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:56

I know I did

Whiskey0015 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 8:11

heh I like your pic ^

bug_ladybug 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:27

Total turn on LOL

cassieme 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:28

ahaha that sucks a$$

ChaPStikkWhoRe 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:34

why the hell would you moan back?! IDIOT I hope they tell everyone you know what a moron you are. Especially since it looks like YOU WERE ALONE! YDI

JackynJared 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 11:32

They are a moron, but not for the reasons you implied. The op's sister probably thought they were masturbating. Thus the awkwardness.

BJTrock 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:35

were you thinking that if they heard u pretending you would be cool or something? itd be awkward either way

Maddoctor 10

Monday 6 September 2010 23:41

I just saw "Going The Distance" and this totally reminds me of a situation that could have happened in that movie.

LemonpartyIsSexy 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 3:46

cool story. now take a big step back and litterally **** YOUR OWN FACE

chewbacca69 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 10:06

your awesome 38

ddduckyy 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 11:29

tropic thunder reference. beautiful man

betty66 3

Monday 6 September 2010 23:51

No, he was doing it so they would stop dumbasses, but it was the dogs

SadNemo 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:58

"...sooo. You guys hear all the moaning last night? I think the neighbor got lucky,"

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