Gratitude

By fuckmylife - 28/04/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back, even buying them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I got repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room, peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML
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Jimboom 11

Pay him back by ******** on his face when he passes out. Or just his bed. Your call.. Personally if someone did that to me I would go shit on his clothes, bed and toothbrush! And when I ran out of shit I would start pissing... and when I ran out of piss I would start wanking over his stuff.

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Whisp3r 0

Damn man I know just what you mean. I've been through it before. That's why I'm never DD anymore LOL

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Amkii 0

Aw, he just wanted to say 'thank you' in his own way! :)

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Jimboom 11

@ #14. Ok, perhaps understandable yes. But one extreme retaliation later and no matter how drunk they are their will always be a little part of their brain that's still active and tells them that your room is no toilet. ;-) But I suppose some less extreme version of retaliation when you are "drunk" would do the trick too.

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FreedomFirst 0

Well, duh. What were you expecting, a tip?

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Always4tehlolz 0

Yea you should have seen that coming, something along those lines typically always happen in that kind of situation. Maybe invest in a lock for your bedroom door? lol

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Bondace 0

Same thing happened to me. But it was my TV and xbox. My girlfriend slept through the whole thing. LOL.

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Loony_fml 4

I'm sure you've done the same to them before. Vengeance is sweet.

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CaffiendCA 0

Back in college, I woke up to my stoned and drunk dormmate peeing under my desk. Being a bit wasted myself, I wasn't sure if it was real or a dream, so when I woke up I checked the floor and it was wet. The gross thing is that it happened in the first semester, and we never did clean it up.

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mizolips 0

by any chance are you like that when you are wasted?

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missus_butter 0

NEXT TIME... crap in his bed. Put him in his bed. He'll think he crapped himself. Thus, you are not subject to revenge. And seriously, it is one thing to get drunk, quite another to get drunk and piss in someone else's bed. That guy deserves it.

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DizzyDemon0 9

Rule 1. Always be more drunk then everyone else..That way you arn't in charge of SHIT Rule 2. Never leave drunk people to themselves. Rule 3. Never let drunk people near your shit. Rule 4. Never get drunk people anything..have them pay for it..THEY WON'T CARE OR REMEMBER

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