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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

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You deserved it 3 337

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 04:12 - Australia

Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2017 17:07

Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML

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By mcullen21 - 12/06/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML

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By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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Cut short

By Technomage - 27/03/2021 11:01

Today, my first day at the job, I went up to my coworker and began to ask her name. She cut me off and snapped, “I have a name.” FML

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By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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gunmania0 12

Friday 5 August 2011 23:17

What the hell is your name!?

jake1632 9

Friday 5 August 2011 23:20

Jake..... But I go by Robert

Comments

themisus28 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:56

HAHAHAHAHHA

doglover100 28

Thursday 8 November 2012 2:00

I want to know your real name.

FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 5 May 2013 16:52

Is your name Lubert or something?

anonymus2 6

Friday 8 November 2013 14:51

What the **** kinda name sounds like libr

fvck_my_life 6

Monday 23 June 2014 16:34

So...is your name luke?

LizReszke 11

Saturday 30 August 2014 0:36

And you didn't think to mention what your name is so this story makes sense? Guess not because without your name, this doesn't make any sense at all.

CaroAurelia 12

Tuesday 13 January 2015 16:53

Your name wouldn't happen to be Ljubica, would it? (Yes, folks, that's an actual name. It's Slavic, pronounced Yu-beets-a. Or something like that.)

gatorgirl7563 22

Monday 1 February 2016 17:17

Don't respond to her using that nickname. It's as simple as that. Well, also find some way to teach her how to correctly pronounce your name. Like with index card with your name spelled correctly and then spelled phonetically beneath it.