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By sarah_sad - 25/03/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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By Gjkashldf - 04/05/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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By ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Shadic 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 11:24

What's with people trying to make vigilante justice over this? He was lazy so he let her in. She got the wrong impression and tried to hit on him. He's obviously had a long day at work, so he flat out tells her to stop trying. Maybe he's taken. Those who would attack the guy physically or professionally must be sociopaths or something. Plus, he totally saved her like, 5-10 bucks.

nodbor 11

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:12

don't take it so hard, he gets it all the time and is sick of it.

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TryToBeKind 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 11:41

Sorry but I said YDI because you were trying to flatter yourself/fish for compliments/feel special. Someone does that and my first impulse is to put them right back in their place.

elemenopyqrstuv 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 11:46

hahha ouchhhh

jazminbliss 2

Wednesday 25 March 2009 11:54

#6. Do it!! That sounds awesome. I can see it now on tv "Woman attacks man with medicine balls at local gym" hahaaahahahaha

upsidedown03 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 12:01

OUCH !!!

interventions 1

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:03

wow, what a cocky asshole. he's the one who shouldn't be flattering himself, haha.

latuka 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:53

why would you want revenge? he let you in for free! i don't give to ***** if he acts like an asshole, gyms are ****** expensive, and if i got in free i wouldn't complain one bit. so #6 why complain to the manager that you are getting a free ****** ride? sounds like no one here knows what is like to be broke.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 25 March 2009 14:04

Makes you wonder what she said if the first thing he responded with (apart from the generic "hi" and whatnot) was "don't flatter yourself." Came on a little strong perhaps? =P