Health, Work out, Sports and Awkward: We're the main characters

We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice.

By crunch time - 01/01/2018 19:30 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML

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You deserved it 6 662

By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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You deserved it 47 505

By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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You deserved it 13 227

Nice guys

By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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You deserved it 6 644

Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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Many such cases

By Anonymous - 05/01/2024 08:00

Today, I walked into the gym I’ve been going to for years and two girls blatantly turned their phones in my direction, probably trying to record a TikTok of me glancing at them, so they could accuse me of perving for Facebook likes. I turned round and went home. Screw them for ruining my workout. FML

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You deserved it 176

By ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 16:00

Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML

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You deserved it 305

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 3 November 2021 13:55

Good news: you're being recruited for a threesome. Bad news: it's not the casting most guys prefer. Bring lube.

Plop 17

Wednesday 3 November 2021 14:15

Maybe the girl can be the ham in the sandwich, rather than OP.

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Aniel85 8

Wednesday 3 November 2021 13:25

should.of snap a pic

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 3 November 2021 13:55

Good news: you're being recruited for a threesome. Bad news: it's not the casting most guys prefer. Bring lube.

Plop 17

Wednesday 3 November 2021 14:15

Maybe the girl can be the ham in the sandwich, rather than OP.

Yudith 24

Wednesday 3 November 2021 17:52

Just like Messalina and her Roman Emperor boyfriend. "I saw that you are NOT coveting my wife..." "Oh, sh**!"

benjamn 24

Wednesday 3 November 2021 20:56

It's hard to work out with a boner

RichardPencil 30

Friday 5 November 2021 1:22

Unless you're too poor to afford a store-bought Shakeweight.

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We're the main characters

Same thing different taste

Nice.

Distraction

Nice guys

Do you even lift, bro?

Many such cases

Paranoid

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