Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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i_live2fly 0

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

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steakpak 0

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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lyndis_fml 0

Today, I got brought home to a new family. I was so excited to meet the humans who were going to love me and play with me. Suddenly, a human-child proceeded to hang me by the neck from the ceiling. I died. FML

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redbluegreen 40

#32 - Because we all know what kids learn at band camp.

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atrialfib29 0

Wow another psychopath in the making..

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atrialfib29 0

#27 I agree....

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capslock44 0

Your brother is pure evil get him to a psycho docter now

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TotallyBrit 0

Now you know to be careful before introducing him to humans!!!!

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winmad21 0

Omg thats so funny/ disturbing

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Dead_and_Gone 0

ur brother should go to a hospital for the mentaly insane

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xo_emily_xo 0

Oh my God, that isfucking scary! Anyone know what exactly he did to the hamster though??

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Ebonite 0

your brother needs therapy. he might be the Anti-Christ, be careful.

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