Happy days

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
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jpaylay 14

Had you not discussed whether or not you both wanted kids? Can be a dealbreaker in any relationship.

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Anderling 32

This is… not the sort of thing that should be happening without your knowledge. Didn’t you use party balloons or antibabypills? Plan B if those failed? Did you never once talk about this sort of thing? Of course, if she lied to you, then that is a massive breech of trust, and either way she should not have gotten your parents involved. You need to run from her as far and fast as you can, and make sure the baby is yours in the first place.

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jpaylay 14

Had you not discussed whether or not you both wanted kids? Can be a dealbreaker in any relationship.

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Anderling 32

This is… not the sort of thing that should be happening without your knowledge. Didn’t you use party balloons or antibabypills? Plan B if those failed? Did you never once talk about this sort of thing? Of course, if she lied to you, then that is a massive breech of trust, and either way she should not have gotten your parents involved. You need to run from her as far and fast as you can, and make sure the baby is yours in the first place.

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Justkidding100 41

that's on her for assuming and who cares what your parents think? hopefully she's not actually pregnant

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JackWood 20

You cried like a baby she is about to have. You should not be having sex.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

If you don't want kids you need to make sure you keep it wrapped up, you stupid bastard.

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RichardPencil 30

You deserve it for having a ***** as a side piece! Your girlfriend wrote in earlier.

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Brightside86 30

I'm more bothered that your girlfriend punishes you as if you're a child or a puppy instead of a partner.

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Will Lawrence 3

it's no biggie... at least u didn't get herpes 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾

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FluffythePink 22

I take it she didn't actually discuss this with you first. I'd dump her, tbh. Child support is better than being stuck with this type of psycho.

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1known 30

Trying to get her have an abortion is not the right reaction. Maybe first discuss how it happened and how come you didn’t know she wanted to get pregnant.

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