Marriage, Awkward and Love: Happy…?

Happy…?

By JustCantWin - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called my parents to wish them a happy 28th anniversary. Now my mom's mad at my dad for forgetting, and my dad's mad at me for reminding her. FML

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Fortuitous 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:06

At least you care about your parents; this will serve you well until you have to decide which one has the hotter new girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tora_Chan 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:06

WTF? that really sucks, OP. I'm sooty. :(

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keepmeonthedl 7

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:26

Haha your parents are good to each other XD

keepmeonthedl 7

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:27

I never thought I'd use this word, but you fail.

keepmeonthedl 7

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:29

Meh! That was supposed to be in reply to #13.

Tora_Chan 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:44

Ignorance is bliss! :)))

Xavi89 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:49

hahahaha fail either way!

howipostfml 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:50

I guess that's what you get for trying to be nice.

Nickolazx 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:52

Lol another FML that makes me really laugh ahahahahah

nadica1790 0

Monday 18 October 2010 0:13

dads just mad cuz he been screwing the same pussy for 28 years lol

Tora_Chan 0

Monday 18 October 2010 0:52

@26 and 30 That's exactly what I was thinking.

Yanni_S 0

Monday 18 October 2010 0:59

Doesn't that mean she forgot about the anniversary too.. so why is the dad in trouble o_O;

PANDEMONiUMx3 0

Monday 18 October 2010 1:05

I was thinkinq the same thinq.

syedlink27 0

Monday 18 October 2010 13:57

you have such beautiful eyes.. I hope ur happy

rawrcookiemonste 5

Monday 18 October 2010 1:17

aha sux for the dad

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