He's not my real dad

By Moosh - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it, then showed it to all my friends at my party, all while we were eating. FML
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perdix 29

A number two in the shape of a number two? Stepdad: FTW! What a flawless victory!

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fmlfmlfml15 0

wow, thats just disgusting

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fmlfmlfml15 0

wow, thats just disgusting

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redsox4021 0

Today I took a shit in the shape of a 2 (side note-AWSOME) and showeda pic of it at my step sons party during dinner and he was like WTFML

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xtfauthorx 0

that's AWESOME a number 2 in the shape of the number two????? it's inspired it's genius!!!!

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tiptoppc 19

That’s nothing! I took a shit so bad, the log alone kept the toilet from flushing , requiring emergency maintenance from my apartment managers to come with a 10ft snake to unclog it. That’s without paper. And literally tore me a new asshole (i now have an anal fissure) so a number two is tamed. To be fair, the constipation I suffered was so bad, it took two hours to pass it, and almost made me vomit from the pain. The rest came out like softserve yogurt right after and I literally lost 9lbs on that alone (i went from 171 to. 162lbs in one shit.) The ball is in the court of others to top that! The golgothan has been summoned!

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joeyisinsane 0

ydi for having erectile dysfunction and don't ever use ur iPod in Germany

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ipwnallmen 10

talk about a shitty load XX ugh... im gonna hurl. fml for reading this, fyl for having a stepdad who's crunk when drunk and sober ugh nasty

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Newbie21 1

gross but have a happy new year

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perdix 29

A number two in the shape of a number two? Stepdad: FTW! What a flawless victory!

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Zer0_Zer0 0

Flawless? Did you read what he wrote at all? The 1st 6 words are a flaw in itself

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mylifekicksass 0

LMFAO:P HAHAHAHA. That must suck soo muchh:P LOL. FYL:) :P

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