Dogs and Animals: Heavy load

Heavy load

By SoulStormIV - 12/05/2016 03:03 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML

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By vanessa560 - 03/01/2012 19:44 - Canada

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

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By life// - 08/01/2013 23:56 - Canada - Fort Mcmurray

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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By Badhusky - 29/08/2018 20:30

Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

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By anonymous - 14/10/2016 03:46 - United States - Manchester

Today, I was babysitting, and the family dog was unable to move, so I had texted the mother about it. We put the small dog on the couch to make it comfortable while the mother was on her way to get the dog and take it to the vet. Turns out, we sat with a dead dog for about ten minutes. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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redscarf_fml 8

Thursday 12 May 2016 16:42

If your dog is obese you should have started off with a shorter walk and try feeding t a healthy amount.

benz1369 8

Thursday 12 May 2016 16:43

that's what you get for letting your dog become obese. he got his workout for the day, now it's your turn.

Comments

seemetrot_fml 16

Thursday 12 May 2016 17:13

I really want to know what breed the dog is. A chihuahua or a Great Dane would vastly change the humor in this story.

limitedition 25

Thursday 12 May 2016 17:40

You dog has you trained well! Next time either a shorter walk or bring a blanket for a nap.

zinnish 11

Thursday 12 May 2016 17:46

When exercising a dog that it getting walked regularly, you have to be mindful of the dog's endurance levels. Don't stop walking your doggy!!

redskyontherox 15

Thursday 12 May 2016 18:47

Aw poor dog. I guess you'll need to start off small with shorter walks until she can handle a longer one

amsterdamgirl 20

Thursday 12 May 2016 18:52

how do you have a dog and don't take it for a walk? I'm not being mean, but where does it poop?

Bibliovore 26

Friday 13 May 2016 1:06

Some people have yards they can let their dogs out in. Of course, some indoor dogs just go out long enough to go to the bathroom, rather than getting any exercise in the process.

amsterdamgirl 20

Friday 13 May 2016 19:57

ok thanks! here in the Netherlands you always take your dog outside.

shanson 22

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:38

That's like asking an obese person to walk a mile. Not only will it be incredibly difficult, it's bad for their joints. Start with short walks around the block a few times a day. Better yet talk to your vet about a water therapy place where your dog can walk in water which will help support your dogs joints. Also diet is a big part of this. I free feed my dogs but that doesn't work for dogs who haven't been trained to do so. Not to mention my dogs live very active lives. Talk to your vet about what kind and how much food your dog should be eating.

roshkosch 11

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:45

ydi, your dog deserves to be walked ATLEAST once a day. You are responsible for your dogs quality of life so give it an amazing one!

wow2mylife 25

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:50

Maybe you should just took him a block if he haven't been one a while and it's getting to hot now to take long walks with your dogs guys

more2erotica 8

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:51

It nearly sounds like you're trying to blame the dog for what the dog doesn't get: a walk. I had a dog that wanted to go with me every time I went out the drive on my bike. So one day I took her with me and after that exertion, she never followed me again. You're not doing your dog any favors by not walking her and she's letting you know.