Help yourself

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
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MrConcise 34

Mom: Let your brother play your Gamebox!

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mete_orito 34

At least you know who has it. I really hope your brother is not involved in something nasty. I have a friend whose game console was stolen by her boyfriend so he can sell it and get drugs with that money. :-

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SarahSehhati 40

I would call him and say someone stole my Xbox from me and see how he acts. Then you will know what kind of brother he really is..... because if he says oh yeah I borrowed it then its not so bad but if he is like yeah that sucks then you know he is a lying sack of shit!!!

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Colon_Man 17

What? No pause for sunglasses? I'm severely disappointed. Will not buy here, again. :)

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Comet_Candy 23

Your brother is a total dirtbag. You should go pay him a visit and tell him about it. Then you can see his reaction first hand!

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Vitotaylor36 13

But sir, I do not believe anybody knows where you are. Other than your family and friends.

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YFOS_fml 17

If you have a key to his place do it back.

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sophiehelen 32

Wow. Nice to know you can count on your family

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HoobidibooFox 11

I'd probably visit him and see if he mentions (and brags) about "his" new Xbox and then call him out on it.

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MidnaLink 33

Take away that spare key, and shove it up his ass.

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TomeDr 24

Um...call the police and make out a report. That's grand theft and it doesn't matter if he's your brother.

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sNOOBie_fml 24

Hope he has a very good reason to take your xbox at night, not asking to borrow it or waking you up to tell you he took it. I'd take the spare key from him, ask wtf happened and demand it back. It's a mysterious incident I hope is harmless in the sense that he just wanted to play a game on it.

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