Hey guys

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, the cockroach infestation at my house has gotten so bad that I can now tell the difference between male and female cockroaches. FML
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Tripartita 44

Yeah, those infestations get so bad once you decide to breed with them and have little half-human-half-cockroach hybrids scuttling around.

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DraytonP 11

I'd just burn the house down.

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mullet3388 16

try cleaning the house and seeking some pest control, or live in a roach infested crap hole and post about it, what ever works better

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Thecolt 3

At #64. Who said anything about my house being a dirty infested craphole. My house is actually very clean and I have tried various methods to get rid of them.

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brenton490 19

Watch out before you know it your gonna start naming them.

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Try spraying peppermint, eucalyptus and cypress oils around the house regularly (bugs hate that shit), diatomaceous earth outside, chuck out any cardboard, make sure they never have anything to feed on and put bay leaves in your cupboards. Apparently stale beer traps and cucumber ends work too, but I've never needed to use them.

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Catdragon 40

on another note, if you want to get rid of them, you have to leave bait out. bombing, sprays, etc do not work effectively. because the roaches will eat the bait then die. the other roaches will eat that roach and die. then other roaches eat those ones and die. that is how you get rid of them. they eat each other when they die. so if you poison them, they die.

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TheCerealKiller 24

Get a large lizard that eats roaches and then let it free roam your house, lol.

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repKyle95 24

This is a problem that can be solved with a whole lot of lizards!

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