Highlight of the week

By Tyler - 06/05/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
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Beebow_fml 5

Now you have reason to stay.

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iLazy 0

Today, you work at McDonalds. Yesterday, Burger King. Tomorrow, KFC?

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Beebow_fml 5

Now you have reason to stay.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

I worked at McDonalds once, I got fired for suggesting people try to solve their problems with doctors and not food. I can't go within 50ft of a mcdonalds now :(

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

yeah im gonna call Bullshit on that one man

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brittanie711 3

that's just how I felt then bye bye to the job. I miss my back window ! );

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Airick_TheGreat 2

yea your right, I would stay for some new trash cans to

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keenjellybean 0

haha same happened to me but it was a new coffee and dozen coke machine haha

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littlemissFYL 5

congratulations OP & his crew! I'm sure you all deserved it :)

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

therealfamilyguy, that's epic

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Hotlanta 5

i use to work at a pizza place and we would get excited when we got new mobs and brooms cause that made clean up a hell of a lot better. so i know how OP and the crew feel lol

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TookaWooka666 0

Be careful OP, if you get too excited about those waste disposal products you might cream in your pants.

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natirixoxo 0

just wait until something really exciting happens to you in life! celebrate the small victories!

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rjnorton84 0

No one has thought up a dirty joke for 23's comment about missing her back window? I'm shocked!

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kaylaroxxurmom 0

u only work at mcdonalds today? where r u gonna work tomorrow?:0

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babyyappld 7

I think this fml didn't need the second sentence

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staceysgenesis16 0

haha thats awsome ... im glad your excited about bullshit .. lololol

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agaba 0

your comments are so awesome

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smartdumbass 0

holy shit that's ******* awesome, lucky

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Deathstrike_fml 1

i wish i had a reason. to work there. i want new trash cans and other junk

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FckYoCOUCH 6

Well, what else is there to look forward to at Mickey D's?

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ProhibitionRose 14

lol 33 you are win. but it's really not sad to get excited about. you'd know if you stopped manscaping and got a job.

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elite_stoner 0

at least he is american... go back to where you cam from

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yaer 4

100 you're an idiot! I am where I come from! and I also am where fmylife comes from! oh you didn't know it was french right? you thought americans invented everything? and people from UK and Australia are so gonna burn you (and your profil picture) alive! like I said previously you're an idiot!

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unknown33429 0

Nothing wrong with cleaning up a bit IMO. Would you rather he had a unibrow?

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yaer 4

117 i agree but he is far from the unibrow... he made himself two minibrows

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rjnorton84 0

Lol at Yaer, I was going to stand up for you, but I think you have it covered. Not clear about the profile pic comment and the UK/Australia, has the idiot changed his pic?

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iLazy 0

Today, you work at McDonalds. Yesterday, Burger King. Tomorrow, KFC?

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yaer 4

it always begind with "today" and finishes with "FML"

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yaer 4

well obviously I didn't get the joke...

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tylerhollen1 14

You're right, my first job WAS Burger King. Good job. =)

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atthegates 0

I laugh harder at idiots like 30 than at the actual FMLs

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iamthelaw 1

You work at McDonalds, fyl. So glad I left that hell hole

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Mitcha857 0

I used to work at one too the day I quit was the happiest day of my life

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KennKenn 0

It's ok OP. I get excited when I buy a new notebook to write on.

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LunaNstars 0

i get excited for that too! call me a nerd, i dont care

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Cubana_fml 0

lol same here :)

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xmayne 0

at least you're optimistic and not complaining.

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