By Ophelia - 22/11/2012 05:44 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
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ks23 9

What McDonald's was that? All the ones I have been in look like tornadoes have gone through them.

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Bakarra 22

I do accents when taking orders in the drive through and that usually gets me through the day

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nchov523 11

Yeah, the colors blue and brown actually go very well together

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#46- If I'm not mistaken, that's the second time I've seen one of your comments talking about blue and brown and not having anything to do with the FML. What are you talking about?

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wallandpiece 16

Isn't blue and brown a reference to working class jobs? Like working on a factory shop floor or something. (Why has the comment I replied to been deleted?)

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wallandpiece 16

What does the FML team have against blue and brown?

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wallandpiece 16

I like to shove marbles up my arsehole and giggle like a horsey-horse.

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gc327072 30

58- not sure if modded... or just randomness.

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wallandpiece 16

Yeah they changed it for me. Come on, surely you can do better.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I wouldn't tempt Alan, wallandpeice. He has ways of dealing with people. Your original comment wasn't any better, anyway.

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wallandpiece 16

Doesn't Alan have better things to be doing?

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Nightwing98 22

Yay! Fml team cracking down on dumb comments!

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Yorih 19

I wish you could thumb up the fml team >.

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ryrock310 10

I'm actually really loving this Alan guy.

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shjenn 7

I like this comment.... Because there is LOTS they could be doing. I'm a swing manager there and the jobs never stop for my crew even on the slowest nights.

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CookiexJar 17

96 - That is exactly what I meant. There is always something else to do. I didn't choose my word very carefull, because I am not English. Sorry!

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MrSassypants 32

Sometimes, I'm the same with my house. I hope my family makes a mess sometimes so I can clean it up. I guess we're freaks like that OP, well, I am anyways.

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XPetrova 10

You should apply for the same job as the OP has.

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BlowinChronic 18

Why? So that he could have the exact same FML as OP?

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WritingWrongs 8

I feel the same way... working at dunkin donuts is just as boring.

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Prolux_fml 23

Op and yourself should become housemaids if you really want to clean up messed that much.

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pickles1994 18

2- come to my house, you will have hours of fun here! :)

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MrSassypants 32

#91 I said sometimes..... just kidding I'll be over there soon.

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if2013 10

i used to think the same thing every single shift!

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Cat_Daniels 6

You two must have swag

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Bakarra 22

I do accents when taking orders in the drive through and that usually gets me through the day

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doglover100 28

I need to do that.

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kaymi 17

I usually change my accent each time while giving the order. One day we shall meet up in a drive thru and have a voice off. Lol

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EnterSandman_fml 20

One of my friends who works there does different movie character voices. It's really damn creepy when Gollum's voice comes out of the speaker saying, "Would you like to try an apple pie, my precious?"

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ks23 9

What McDonald's was that? All the ones I have been in look like tornadoes have gone through them.

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HortonThelephant 15

#5. In response to your question, I will submit to you as fact: Those were in fact not the commonly occurring tornadoes you would find so naturally in nature. But rather the end result when Chuck Norris gained Intel that Ronnie 'The Don' McDonald was hiding out in one of his slop houses. Nobody stiffs Chuck Norris in a poker game. Ever

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emilyjgraham 34

just a quick question, does anyone else dislike Chuck Norris jokes? or am I the only one?

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BlowinChronic 18

See, he is so skilled that he even ended Noor's reply with a period while banging her head on the keyboard.

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Fanain 2

Some McDonald's are open 24 hours so they could have been on a night shift.

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jbsington 8

Well, Chuck Norris does like to prove a point...

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oj101 33

That what happens when you have two McDonalds at the end of every street - the market is so saturated, McDonalds only McCompetes with themselves. I guess you're not lovin' it.

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MoodyY_fml 1

We had music at my last Maccas job, feel bad that you guys don't

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Kiki242 19

Better than dealing with a disgusting customer.

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OhAidan 7

Instead, deal with the leftovers of a disgusting customer!

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junar 9

Be careful what you hope for. You might post a complete opposite FML someday.

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newbiehere99 6

Future FML: Today, I had the the most disgusting day with my job at McDonald's. Some mom let her kid have diarrhea inside the playpen. It went from the top of the slide down and into the balls. My boss suggested I should do it, because I always looked bored at work. It was a huge mess. FML.

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