Love and Health: Hobgoblin? Anustart? - FML

Hobgoblin? Anustart?

By TheUnknownGamer - 19/08/2018 15:00 - Croatia

Today, I kissed my girlfriend goodbye at the train station when a familiar woman's voice screamed, "You unfaithful piece of shit!" My sister had just wanted to troll me, which ended with my girlfriend slapping me twice, kicking my balls, and calling me some absurd names. FML

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Chazzster 28

Sunday 5 August 2018 3:34

Well, I guess that happens if you are unfaithful to your sister... But seriously, that’s a really shitty thing for anyone to do to someone.

Davros 12

Sunday 19 August 2018 17:03

Your sister is a savage...... and a top level prankster. It'll be fun getting your revenge.

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yeongji 31

Monday 20 August 2018 5:13

I hope that your sister stayed behind to tell her the truth! What a way to meet her if she hasn't already.

darkshadus 10

Monday 20 August 2018 13:18

If the womans first reaction was to hit you then drop that b*tch like a hot rock BIG red flag

bobsanction 18

Monday 20 August 2018 21:12

Sounds like you should get a new girlfriend, because yours obviously has violence issues.

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