Parents and LGBTQIA+: Homophobia is wack

Homophobia is wack

By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 04:00

Today, my mother refuses to believe I’m gay because I’m too handsome. Apparently only really ugly men can be gay, because they’re too ugly to get women, and choose to date other ugly guys instead. I can’t believe I came out of that bigoted, racist, scumbucket's womb. The thought makes me sick. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 12:00

Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML

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By Just Me - 26/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

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By augh - 10/12/2010 08:24

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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Cursed FML

By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 11:01

Today, my parents think the only reason I'm gay is because I have a curse that makes me attracted to women, and I'm actually straight. At this point, even my older sisters believe it, which is crazy. FML

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I'm not, but…

By Queerbait - 05/11/2015 06:52 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML

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Looks

By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

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By theawesome129 - 24/03/2013 10:20 - Canada

Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML

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Backhanded

By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 05:47 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my mother-in-law said I wasn't the type she expected her son to marry, as he's always dated cheerleaders and model types. I must have looked offended, so she added, "I mean they weren't smart like you." So, I might be smart but I'm the ugliest girl my husband has ever been with. FML

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Love is Hell

By StraightAF - 05/04/2022 00:01

Today, I’ve been single for so long that my mom’s friends ask her if I’m a lesbian, all because I’m 35 and not married yet. Truth is, my last relationship fucked me up so bad that the thought of falling in love with someone again makes me physically ill. FML

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bobsanction 18

Tuesday 15 February 2022 7:13

Is she not familiar with the gay community? Gay dudes are some of the prettiest dudes in the world, and that's coming from a straight man.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 15 February 2022 5:48

(Just because I love the thought of pissing these kinds of freaks off) You should make out with the hottest guy you can land and make sure she sees it somehow. Can even just be a good-bye kiss.

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MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 15 February 2022 5:48

(Just because I love the thought of pissing these kinds of freaks off) You should make out with the hottest guy you can land and make sure she sees it somehow. Can even just be a good-bye kiss.

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 15 February 2022 7:13

Is she not familiar with the gay community? Gay dudes are some of the prettiest dudes in the world, and that's coming from a straight man.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 15 February 2022 11:54

Your mom is so dumb! Only good-looking men are gay because women are too easy for them and they like the challenge of a more limited dating pool. Doesn't your mom read science? Stupid people and their stupid stereotypes! Am I right?

Justkidding100 41

Monday 24 April 2023 14:51

wow I haven't heard this argument in a decade... how can you even maintain this idea in the modern gay? there's enough gay guys on the internet to prove this point to every person on the planet