I'm not, but…

By Queerbait - 05/11/2015 06:52 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
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Tripartita 44

Not seeing an issue here. Also, bisexuals were only half abused or only want half attention, and asexuals either had invisible parents or have the ability to control electricity. Simple human sexuality, OP.

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604 11

You should both remove her from your lives lickety split.

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PennyLane27 32

#1 no. just, no. #2.... Is she somehow implying you were sexual abused??

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musoboy 22

It's true though - psychologists have verified this. I mean not the attention seeking part (though inevitably it is the case with a minute portion of the homosexual demographic). Statistically speaking out of those who have walked into a psychologist's office, the two major influences on people who become same sex attracted are that they were sexually abused by an adult of the same sex or that they lacked a parental figure of the same sex. There is no gay gene but people's sexuality can be influenced from both and sometimes even in the womb.

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604 11

You should both remove her from your lives lickety split.

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xcllla_ 27

What could I say, case solved!

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Tripartita 44

Not seeing an issue here. Also, bisexuals were only half abused or only want half attention, and asexuals either had invisible parents or have the ability to control electricity. Simple human sexuality, OP.

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g_willikers24 17

Methinks they don't understand your sarcasm ...

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PHP_fml 22

The mother would properly agree with you, which only makes it worse.

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Shadowvoid 33

Well thank god I don't have invisible parents, I'd never be able to be sneaky.

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higgysaurus 18

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derpyshy 16

As an asexual, I can neither confirm or deny the controlling electricity thing.

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Tripartita 44

Except on leap years, if I remember correctly, #30.

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hmarie_xoxo 12

Um, she sounds like a bitch. Does your girlfriend live with her? Because I would dread going over there and having to see her "not homophobic" mother.

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uglykitty 18

Her mom will have to accept the truth eventually... And she really sounds horrible, don't let someone that rude and ignorant spoil your day, OP.

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Wideout40 21

I think asshole is a more fitting term than homophobic

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thatonetribute 31

Remember. Just because she's legally your mother in law does not mean she gets to be part of your life.

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cadillacgal79 32

She's not even her mother-in-law

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DocBastard 38

If you say something so blatantly homophobic and then have to insist that you aren't, there is a 99.94% chance that either A) you are, or B) you're gay.

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