Intimacy, Health and School: How romantic? - FML

How romantic?

By Dontplayjokes - 13/11/2017 06:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, after my first date with a med student, I went back to his. Things were getting hot and he asked if he could practise body examinations on me. I agreed, thinking he was going to role play, but he then proceeded to do actual joint and muscle examinations for a whole hour. FML

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realjojo 11

Monday 13 November 2017 7:16

"I remember, on our first date, I practiced body examinations on your mom..." "Dad, please!" (Covering ears) "What?" (Confused)

RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 November 2017 9:07

You’re lucky he didn’t do a colonoscopy and find your hidden cucumber!

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hiphil 2

Wednesday 15 November 2017 18:54

I think it's kind of cute. But what happened after he was done examining?

Nikki_Lattimore 8

Monday 4 December 2017 19:42

With a Med Student they never kid about examinations. You brought this on yourself. but Damn what a mood killer.

KIEdekka 14

Sunday 31 December 2017 17:51

you really got your hopes up there.

Wintermelons 19

Wednesday 10 January 2018 7:59

You never see it comiiing

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