By Happy Employee - 31/08/2014 21:51 - United States

Today, I returned from my first paid vacation in the past 2 years from a place with no cell, or internet. I've just found out that our department has been downsized. FML
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Alexis2742 31

How would his roommate know? And where does it say he has a roommate?

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Corvo_Attano_4 12

What a terrible surprise

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californiapoppy 11

If it had to happen at least you were able to take a paid vacation first

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meganlovestea 15

At least you got to go on vacation first?

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LinkandSaria 10

that's terrible. maybe you could go pleasure yourself. haha jk. good luck OP

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GentlemanBastard 15

What about this FML made you think to recommend masturbation? It doesn't solve every problem, ya know.

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, he might have fun trying, I guess. I'm having fun being a thread jack off

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bachoman 10

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Alexis2742 31

How would his roommate know? And where does it say he has a roommate?

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slyde32 12

I read this as op's apartment had been downsized, thought that didn't make sense, read again, maybe #6 made my mistake and didn't read it again

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cocacola999 27

That would be quite a surprise. You return from a vacation and your two-bedroom place has magically turned into a studio. Makes me think about Black Books...

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zawesomee 14

Thank you for stating that, I thought so too, until I read your comment.

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Queensland 27

Well at least you can go to your next job interview with a hot sexy bitchin' tan.

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allieallie18 7

op never said he went somewhere with sun, so he was able to get a tan. lots of people go on vacation to cold places

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cryssycakesx3 22

It's sad if you're that insecure to value yourself for your "hot sexy bitchin' tan." the person interviewing you for a job sure as hell doesn't care. "oh, her tan is bitchin' let's hire her."

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R3TROxLOV3 32

26, you're making quite a few assumptions about 11, and how she views her self-worth.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

37, I've realized that. Almost every comment I've seen from her is demeaning towards the person she's addressing.

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smileyrobot 2

aw op that's horrible. *hugs* i hope everything will work out in the end!!!

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mutukrp 11

I hope you are not on the "downsized" list and you got to keep your job :)

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halcyon93 16

Judging by the fact that they posted this here, I'm going to assume that they weren't that lucky...

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dezire43 7

but their name is happy employee so I'm confused too

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halcyon93 16

I don't know for sure, of course, but I think OP's name is sarcasm.

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