Money and Animals: Hungry boi

Hungry boi

By jesstracy - 04/10/2017 09:00 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took my dog to the emergency vet at 4 in the morning because he ate something he shouldn't have. I spent hundreds of dollars on tests, all to find out he'll pass it. What did he eat? My silicon strap-on. FML

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By FidoForever - 20/06/2017 22:00

Today, my wife and I had to rush our dog to the vet for a $700 emergency surgery. The x-ray showed that he had eaten a vibrating cock ring. I've never bought or owned one, so now I've got to deal with the vet bill and lawyer's fees for my soon-to-be ex-wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2016 12:22 - Australia - West End

Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML

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By glowstick - 30/06/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my dog ate my little brothers medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 00:28 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML

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By duncanisgey - 04/03/2011 22:57 - Canada

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

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By Uggghhh - 09/05/2017 02:00

Today, I'm sitting at the vet's office while they run expensive tests on my cat. This is to make sure he doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating the condom that my partner and I used last night. FML

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By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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By orangethonglover - 17/07/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML

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By CanadianEH - 08/11/2016 23:39

Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML

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EnvyMe33 26

Wednesday 4 October 2017 18:04

That’s why you shouldn’t leave your toys lying around.

Leeono 26

Wednesday 27 September 2017 11:50

It's give a dog a bone. Not a boner!

Comments

Leeono 26

Wednesday 27 September 2017 11:50

It's give a dog a bone. Not a boner!

Cali 54

Wednesday 4 October 2017 18:37

Nice one!

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 4 October 2017 17:20

Right, he "ate" it. You tried to use it on the dog but he refused, got angry and attacked the strap on. We all know how it really went down.

exileonmainst 16

Wednesday 4 October 2017 17:28

That's ruff!

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 4 October 2017 17:54

I've said it before and I'll say it again, dogs eat the weirdest crap!

EnvyMe33 26

Wednesday 4 October 2017 18:04

That’s why you shouldn’t leave your toys lying around.

davecross 11

Wednesday 4 October 2017 19:03

Hey he wanted to eat some D just like you

moonlight77 28

Thursday 5 October 2017 4:27

I’d rethink that one if I were you.

gobiteme2 34

Wednesday 4 October 2017 20:18

That's a heck of way to add dimples to it.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 4 October 2017 22:34

It's gonna be real awkward if he passes it while you're out walking him. Also, keep out of reach of dogs, children, and anyone who isn't the person you're using it on. God invented the underwear drawer for a reason.