By "senordonkeydildo" - 26/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Center Conway

Today, I decided to pull a prank on my girlfriend by hiding in the closet and scaring her when she came home. I got in and closed the closet doors, only to realize I couldn't open them from the inside. She just texted me to say she covered for a friend and won't be home for 6 more hours. FML
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senordonkeydildo 22

Wow! I can't believe this got posted so fast. I only posted it like 3 days ago. Let me just inform you all that I made it out, SAFE and with UNBROKEN doors. I texted a buddy of mine and he came and got me out, but not before making me listen to him tell me a plethora of gay jokes. It was worth it though because after I came out of the closet (ha ha) we had some beers and played video games for a few hours. And to answer some peoples' concerns, my girlfriend and I prank each other a lot. She pranks me more often than I prank her. Or she tries. I go for stelth and try to wait and do something when she thinks I've forgotten about or war or when least expects it. Obviously I peaked myself this time, but just wait. :)

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Regulate 21

I mean, it's not like you're stuck. You might have to buy another closet door though. Probably worth six hours of freedom.

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Comments

Moerighan 23

I mean, if she texted you then you have your phone. Call someone to come get you out. Karma is a bitch though.

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Regulate 21

How strong is a closet door hinge though, really?

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haveyou000 22

You know what would've been worse? You locking yourself in the closet and having her show up at the house - but not before texting you the same thing.

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sarsuela 29

These kind of doors are dangerous. What if kids play hide and seek and get stuck?

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senordonkeydildo 22

Wow! I can't believe this got posted so fast. I only posted it like 3 days ago. Let me just inform you all that I made it out, SAFE and with UNBROKEN doors. I texted a buddy of mine and he came and got me out, but not before making me listen to him tell me a plethora of gay jokes. It was worth it though because after I came out of the closet (ha ha) we had some beers and played video games for a few hours. And to answer some peoples' concerns, my girlfriend and I prank each other a lot. She pranks me more often than I prank her. Or she tries. I go for stelth and try to wait and do something when she thinks I've forgotten about or war or when least expects it. Obviously I peaked myself this time, but just wait. :)

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Glowworm56 26

I'm glad your friend safely got you out of the closet. I'm glad that your girlfriend and you have a healthy relationship with your prank wars. Just next time, find a safer place to hide. ;)

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j.fox 9

I think brain is a good stuff.

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pedinhuh 23

Looks like you needed a little help to...Come out of the closet. I will leave know.

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dyllan1000 10

Don't think many people find it easy coming out of the closet

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Fatboy007 9

"My boyfriend is trapped in the closet" ???

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paskievitchjack 23

"MOM! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!" *R. Kelly starts playing*

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DanielleinDC 33

Well, now you know that those doors open from the inside. But you still kinda deserve it, even if you and your gf have prank wars all the time.

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