Embarrassing, Parents and Kids: I'm a rebel, mom!

I'm a rebel, mom!

By SheenaL - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 192

You deserved it 13 904

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Same thing different taste

By oldmama728 - 28/04/2011 11:07

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

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You deserved it 46 381

It's not a phase, mom!

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 02:00

Today, my son wears all dark clothes, has gotten evil looking tattoos, and worships the devil. It was kinda cute when he was 13, slightly concerning when he turned 18, but now he’s 30 and I’m unsure if I should be more accepting of his lifestyle or just plain old shit scared. FML

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You deserved it 1 238

Weird kid

By Anonymous - 30/04/2021 21:30

Today, and for the last 4 days, my 19-year-old son has been wearing a metal full face skull helmet and a black robe, and has renamed himself Beast. He also bought a sword from god knows where and refuses to leave the house, because the outside scares him. I may need an exorcist. FML

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You deserved it 237

By I Have Failed - 02/04/2014 20:10 - Spain - Madrid

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

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You deserved it 6 606

Not too fond of the chair

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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You deserved it 36 531

Teenage Riot

By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 11:00

Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML

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You deserved it 369

Drowning

By Anonymous - 07/06/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, my son finally revealed the reason he was always blasting music as a teenager was to drown out the sound of his father and I arguing. FML

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You deserved it 1 586

By independant - 08/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML

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You deserved it 565

Dumbass

By ParentingFail - 13/12/2022 15:00

Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML

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You deserved it 384

By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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You deserved it 3 336

chickunkey 0

Monday 27 June 2011 12:01

kick his ass out of the house.

KennKenn 0

Monday 27 June 2011 12:01

I would have typed "give him a timeout" then I read the end.

Comments

jurbul 15

Monday 27 June 2011 20:20

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

shovels 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 6:49

The apple is still connected to the tree...

LeadTheWay 5

Monday 27 June 2011 20:24

ooh... damn sorry :/ honestly the beat thing you could probably do is kick him out of the house, and let him experience the real world.

sarahmd 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:27

what a charming man.

dyno254 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:28

fyl. your son is a pussy.

zelikgil 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:34

whatr u people doing supporting her? it's her fault for raising this ass to be an animal. blame her!

elpacino32605 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:38

that's def your fault OP. your son is a loser and it's cuz you raised him like that! shame on you!! I'm sure you still bathe him too

remigo123 2

Monday 27 June 2011 20:39

this isn't even funny

tonedox1 3

Monday 27 June 2011 20:44

drugs....

iyazwoodfle 4

Monday 27 June 2011 20:58

YDI for raising this punk

Evan2297 0

Monday 27 June 2011 21:09

Whats wrong with being expressive? I listen to death metal, I own a leather jacket, I own a wallet chain. And no, I'm not emo. I just like being different and apparently he does too. But thats pretty over the top....