Money and Health: Today, at the gas station, a stranger screamed at me, pushed... - FML

By real life problems - 27/08/2018 23:11

Today, at the gas station, a stranger screamed at me, pushed me, and slapped my bag of chips to the ground. After he stomped them, he explained why he did it. It was because I opened the bag upside down. FML

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real life problems 26

Thursday 23 August 2018 5:51

OP here. So just to give some more information.. I open bags of chips upside down on purpose because I know it bothers people, ( it bothers my ocd too but it's funny ). The guy that slapped my chips down was actually a friend of a friend that I didnt recognize. My friend was inside laughing his ass off.. From the looks on peoples faces, they were horrified which is what made it even funnier. Btw yes I got some new chips ( which I also opened upside down ) and we even cleaned up our mess. For those of you wondering - flaming hot cheetos.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 13 August 2018 19:14

You both committed cardinal sins in regards to chips. You never open the bag upside down, and you certainly don't stomp them into dust. I don't think I could be friends with either of you.

jkjorn 16

Wednesday 22 August 2018 15:21

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zuckerburg 21

Thursday 23 August 2018 13:57

Cops. Assault. Sue.

CozWhyNot 3

Thursday 23 August 2018 15:16

You’re both monsters!! 😱😱

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Sunday 26 August 2018 19:35

I’d have stabbed him.

samomaha 17

Monday 27 August 2018 23:15

HAH! You made my day!

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Tuesday 28 August 2018 4:00

Did you open your soda upside down too?

middlenamefrank2 4

Tuesday 28 August 2018 16:38

I open bags of chips upside down too, but not to bother people. I like to save the nice, big, whole chips for last.

gatorclay97 28

Friday 31 August 2018 3:05

You sir are an asshole.

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