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Inked

By damnit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

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By scaredinnyc - 14/11/2012 01:03 - United States - Trenton

Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML

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By Buggga - 22/08/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML

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By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

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Great idea

By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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Chill out

By HURP - 17/06/2015 15:41 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke, and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By inked - 05/02/2012 05:54 - United States

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 12:23 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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MaddogTotten 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:11

Haha, penis. You really should make sure that nothing you permanently attach to your body looks in any way like a penis, in any context. Sorry but YDI.

UpYourself 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:02

Hahaha owned

Comments

colton7 0

Thursday 7 June 2012 6:24

I call fake on this one...

Wayne913 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 21:20

I never understand why you'd get a tattoo, then hide it.

cardinal_jade 5

Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:15

Wear a turtle neck?

emuexport 4

Saturday 22 June 2013 11:45

Hahaha, oh dear, very funny !!!

Baha_Gills 11

Friday 20 December 2013 3:49

Solution: Wear V-Necks backwards

mcomedyman94 15

Tuesday 4 March 2014 17:57

That has got to be one of the worst tattoos ever. Even if it didn't look like a penis when covered up.

kewpiesuicide 29

Tuesday 13 May 2014 16:31

I saw this exact same scenario on a recent episode of Tattoo Nightmares...I wonder if it's the same guy

fatkidfalling 11

Saturday 12 July 2014 3:36

Who gets a sword tattoo that big? How old are you? 5?

magnetic_aura 26

Sunday 21 September 2014 1:48

My ex-fiancé has a USMC tattoo, with a sword that had the same problem. It made me laugh at him a lot. But, it's no big deal. He laughed about it too.