Gross, Relatable, Awkward and Transportation: Is this seat taken? - FML

Is this seat taken?

By sochunky - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Bromham

Today, someone had thrown up onto the last remaining seat on the train. Guess who accidentally sat in it. FML

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gamermonster 34

Wednesday 6 January 2016 10:20

I suggest looking at the seat first OP

cheeeksss 29

Wednesday 6 January 2016 11:02

Your FML made me uneasy, but your username made me cringe.

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more4me 27

Thursday 7 January 2016 16:37

That's why the seat was open !! In my experience, if it's really crowded and you see an open seat that everyone ignores, the probability that there is something wrong with that seat is really high. Keep your eyes peeled and look for vomit, urine, or test the seat to make sure it's not broken.

TheOneNOnlyOne 5

Friday 8 January 2016 9:20

That's messed up that no one on the train told you ?

ArrowHuntress 8

Saturday 9 January 2016 3:32

Well looks like you got into a sticky situation.

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