Sex and Intimacy: It's not?

It's not?

By 310 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he always thought the female orgasm was an urban legend. FML

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a_z__0_9 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:45

Yeah, FYL for having a bf who doesn't know how to give orgasms! :(

lovelyloan 0

Friday 9 October 2009 13:05

Damn I dropped my care, help me find it so I can give it to you

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FromCFL 0

Friday 9 October 2009 16:55

YDI for not communicating what you want. Most guys (14yo posters to FML, TFLN, etc., excluded, of course), believe it or not, actually are interested in the sex being as good for you as it is for them.

solocredere12 4

Friday 9 October 2009 16:59

Why do the mods let this stuff through?! This is not an FML.

Dubstep_fml 1

Friday 9 October 2009 17:02

hahahaha FAIL

DynamicDave 11

Friday 9 October 2009 17:08

Ssshhhh.... Hear that? That's the sound of no one caring.

skidbubble 0

Friday 9 October 2009 17:23

do you know why females fake orgasms? because they think men care.

sirhobothesecond 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 11:20

thumbs up!

eff_it_d00d 0

Friday 9 October 2009 17:38

um, moderator fail? funny but as most everyone stated...not an FML

ragsy 7

Friday 9 October 2009 21:33

It is for straight women.

keywestlov 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:59

hahaha! people just dont know what sarcasm is these days

MandieHart 0

Friday 9 October 2009 22:11

I would rather someone make up FMLs that are untrue,but funny,than have this crap be on here. NOT an FML..

mysuckishlife 0

Friday 9 October 2009 22:31

YDI for thinking this is an FML...

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