Relatable, Facebook and Social Media: It's probably for the best - FML

It's probably for the best

By Thanks, Zuck - 02/11/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, thanks to a tip from a friend, I discovered that my Facebook account had been hacked. Again. Only this time, it won't let me recover my account because it doesn't "know" it's me. They're also not giving me any options to prove that I am… me. FML

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IantoJones_fml 28

Sunday 3 November 2024 14:48

Happened to me, too, years ago. Still haven’t recovered it. Life has been somewhat better since, fwiw.

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IantoJones_fml 28

Sunday 3 November 2024 14:48

Happened to me, too, years ago. Still haven’t recovered it. Life has been somewhat better since, fwiw.

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Today, I had to do a still life of a pillowcase for my drawing class. To make up for bad grades I've gotten before, I followed my professor's directions to a T. He took 19 points off because I drew the background when no one else did. We have to do it for every piece. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

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