Jack Frost

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went outside to scrape the inch and a half of ice off my car so I could get to work. After half an hour of intense scraping, I realized that it wasn't my car. FML
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anastasiaskye 0

on the bright side, think how much you must have helped the owner of that car :]

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MadeOfAwesome 1

wow, how could you not notice within, like, the first ten minutes?

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capricaz 0

For the sake of keeping my hope in humanity, I hope this is fake.

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5upernova 3

If you know that person, I hope you tried asking them for a ride.

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containsnosoy 0

o_0 I can't say I've ever had an inch and a half of ice on my car, but wouldn't you want to help yourself out and turn the defroster on before you start scraping? Especially if you live in a place this happens often. Bummer, man.

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containsnosoy 0

I live on the west coast more near Mexico than Canada, these things aren't obvious to me. ;) ...and the getting into the car to get the defroster hints at she would realize it wasn't her car because she would have tried to get into it before hand. That was meant to be that way. xD

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TulipLuver 0

I used to go to school in OKC. 1.5 is definitely not an exaggeration. I have seen my friends who still live there facebook albums form the recent ice storm and the cars have well over 1.5 inches of ice on them. You literally have to crack the ice and take it off by pieces. Maybe she lives in a dorm. With thick sheets of ice on your car I can believe that she would mistake another car as her own.

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XxRyanxX300 0

ok can u guys stop with the " o wow ur lifes not ******" comments. if every1 wrote fmls about getting cancer or an std its not funny. FML doesnt litterly mean write stories about situations that actually **** your life over...idiots

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roobear 2

Well, it still should be events that occur pseudo-randomly "beyond your control" that negatively impact your life in some way. It's best when it has no long term impact, though, because then it's just funny.

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knakasta 0

how does some1 in oklahoma have ice on their car

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xnothingbetterx 0

are you serious? you really think we don't get ice or snow here in oklahoma? really?

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poooook 0

whoever the persons car was.. they could put it on mlia.. "today, there was an ice storm. I went outside to see someone had scraped all the ice of my car, thank you mystery ice scraper." tehe!

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BlueTwist89 0

LMFAO. Next time you should carry around a bottle of deicer in your trunk. Not that this is good advice but I bang on the windshield until the ice cracks. Yes, yes ik this can cause the windshield to crack. For that much ice, I would have turned my heat on, while I was scraping off the ice.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Instead of Deicer just warm up some pots of water or just water from the sink and pour it over to melt the ice, turn on the defroster while your doing it too so the windshield doesn't refreeze again.

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hairy_apple 0

I really hope you were kidding.... using water will definitely crack your windshield if it is too hot, and if it doesnt it will still just refreeze if its that cold. deicer is a must living in the midwest. i frequently have to use it when all my doors are frozen shut with an inch of ice.

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kerrygirl 13

how wouldn't water work?! not boiling water like, just hot-ish......thats what i was doing all month and surprise surprise it didn't crack anything!

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