Cars and Transportation: Jump start

Jump start

By stupidlights - 07/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I left my lights on in my car, which I only realized at lunchtime, so I made sure to turn the lights off, and tried to start it. The battery was dead, so I called my dad to jump start it before I got back from my game. I later came back from the game and the lights were on. He'd left the lights on after jump starting it. FML

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By oooooopss - 01/04/2012 06:44 - United States - Portland

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

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Rip it up and start again

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 10:00

Today, I had to borrow my mom’s car to jump-start my battery-dead car. I got everything set up and it worked. Parked my mom’s car back into her spot, went into my car. And turned it off. Now I have to do it all again. FML

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By bob - 22/10/2011 04:55 - Canada

Today, I got into a pretty heated argument with my boss. On my way out the door I told him he would be lucky if I came back to work. Unfortunately, I left the interior light on in my truck and it drained the battery. I had to go back in and ask for a jump. FML

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By Blake Lawrence - 26/11/2012 18:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

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By car_FAILure - 23/02/2010 05:17 - New Zealand

Today, I went to Uni. I woke up at six and got to the station as the train was leaving. I was congratulating myself on my brilliant skill when, as we passed the carpark, I saw I had left my headlights on. It later cost more for the lead to jump start my car than it would have to drive to Uni myself. FML

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By ZINGER - 14/11/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

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Genius mode

By Dumbass Dude - 24/05/2019 14:10

Today, I pulled into a parking lot, for the car to simply shut off because I ran out of gas. Then I couldn't get the key out of the ignition, so I called my dad, who walked all the way to where I was, only to find out that the car was still in drive. FML

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By HotelClerk - 22/01/2010 06:37 - United States

Today, somebody stopped by the front desk at the hotel I work at to report a vehicle had its headlights on. I wrote down the info, including the plate. Hours later, after my shift was over, I finally realized that it was MY vehicle. The battery was dead. FML

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ReplicasWaifu 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 10:57

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

levitate 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 10:57

Fail. Both of you

Comments

neworleanz9thwd 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 11:55

I can tell you take after your dad... You're both idiots....

Advachiel 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:07

You deserved it. Besides, it was YOUR job to flick the switch and turn the things off, your dad only had to jump start it...

lalalahello2 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:09

except obviously your life wasn't ****** since there was still enough battery to keep the lights going.

24788 6

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:27

lol, that's some horrible luck.

kmj84 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 14:22

so what's the fml? if the lights were still on that means your battery wasent dead. its more like fml for your dad. he had to come help your stupid ass out.

DBJ740 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 14:43

Your dad is a tard. You are truly your father's daughter.

cxal_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 15:06

Why would it be your dad's responsibility to turn off the lights? If you knew they were on when you called him, and you told him that was why your battery was dead, then the only reason you would have had for not turning them off was that your iq was around 40 or so

dreamofme 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 15:07

but if we're reeeeeally looking at this... it's probably you who left the lights on and didn't bother to turn them off the first time. and who has their father jump their car with them not there? ...anyway i cut this, it's still you're fault.

whomajigi 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 15:16

Er, if you went back to your car, why didn't you turn off the button/switch for the lights yourself? Take some personal responsibility. At least the battery wasn't re-drained when you got back.