Homeowners, Home improvement, Insects and Health: Just a tad

Just a tad

By concusion - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the "small termite problem" the inspector told me about wasn't so small when a box from the attic fell through the floor and hit me in the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 114

You deserved it 3 346

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JINJANINJA 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:00

Look on the bright side, now you can install a firemans pole

samanthadude 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:44

Ouch! ):

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Eh_Idk 0

Monday 23 August 2010 19:48

Hit you on the head ..on

chrisx020296 0

Monday 23 August 2010 19:55

that wins...!

chrisx020296 0

Monday 23 August 2010 19:57

#24 nice jelly beans!

LoNeWoLf2012 0

Monday 23 August 2010 20:34

May I ask what was in the box?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 24 August 2010 4:58

*sobbing* "What's in the booox?!"

JINJANINJA 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:00

Look on the bright side, now you can install a firemans pole

aardvarkish 15

Monday 23 August 2010 21:31

Cool, you're an honorary member of the Order of Newton. Here's your sign.

ILIKEMEHSOUP 0

Monday 23 August 2010 22:56

that blows

bootje 5

Monday 23 August 2010 22:58

How could you think ANY termite problem is small? YDI

xxjoseph1543xx 0

Monday 23 August 2010 22:59

it could of been worse. Maybe your parents where having sexual intercourse in the attic naked and fell down on you.

MrFoxyShazam 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:25

what are the odds of it hitting you on the head!?!

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