Kids these days

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my toddler son walked up to my older daughter and kissed her chest, then said, "I kissed the boob." I have no idea where he learned that word. FML
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You say that as if "boob" is a swear word. I get that some people have different ideas of what is or isn't appropriate language, and I can admit that a kid saying that in certain contexts might be a little awkward, but come on...Is it really the worst thing he could be saying?

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Next...he'll be calling her double bubble..

What's worst than the word is the action he's repeating.

he probably saw nemo touch the butt and take it a step further

I don't think boob is that bad of a word but it would probably be a good idea to discuss physical boundaries.

Anybody else think of Nemo? "I touched the butt"