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Kids these days

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my toddler son walked up to my older daughter and kissed her chest, then said, "I kissed the boob." I have no idea where he learned that word. FML

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LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 7 October 2016 10:52

You say that as if "boob" is a swear word. I get that some people have different ideas of what is or isn't appropriate language, and I can admit that a kid saying that in certain contexts might be a little awkward, but come on...Is it really the worst thing he could be saying?

Arashikage 18

Friday 7 October 2016 10:28

Watching too much Drake and Josh

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trucker2 33

Friday 7 October 2016 14:48

Next...he'll be calling her double bubble..

blupenguin29 14

Friday 7 October 2016 17:32

They start young.

xxmollyxx 25

Friday 7 October 2016 21:17

Boob is hardly an offensive word.

ihatedouchbags 17

Saturday 8 October 2016 2:09

What's worst than the word is the action he's repeating.

Kira1965 23

Saturday 8 October 2016 7:19

I kissed a boob and I liked it!

Jay18 22

Saturday 8 October 2016 7:40

he probably saw nemo touch the butt and take it a step further

writerchic85 25

Saturday 8 October 2016 19:04

I don't think boob is that bad of a word but it would probably be a good idea to discuss physical boundaries.

cj89898 24

Monday 10 October 2016 21:32

Anybody else think of Nemo? "I touched the butt"

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 9 July 2023 0:55

Another sexual predator in training.

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