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Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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By noname - 14/01/2009 06:33 - France

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

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By marquez_jasmine - 21/07/2012 15:08 - Canada - Kingston

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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Streaky

By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 02:00

Today, my 3 year-old saw the stretch marks on my stomach and proudly exclaimed, "Bacon!" After talking with my husband, he admitted that he agreed with our son's evaluation. FML

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By laurencoc - 31/08/2015 22:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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Kids, eh?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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By 102496 - 05/02/2010 03:53 - France

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

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Say it ain't so

By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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hkgirl89 8

Tuesday 4 January 2011 1:52

she's a kid...let it slide...at least you know you taught her well, because she tried to comfort you :)

EllaMadSage 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 1:51

Oh poor you, stretch marks are a bitch.

Comments

Oneinsanelvr 1

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:07

Aw, poor OP. It's part of motherhood. Get some cocoa butter cream.

camillewhite1 12

Sunday 10 February 2013 13:02

What if shes not white.

ClassyJJZ 9

Tuesday 7 January 2014 23:31

Hey girl, you're a tiger, and you EARNED them goddamn stripes!

jamiennessey 3

Tuesday 15 April 2014 5:07

You got those stretch marks from giving life. Be proud not embarrassed.

onanknovotna 10

Tuesday 2 September 2014 3:59

Aww but thats adorable for her to said another nice thing to you

jinx1995 12

Sunday 19 October 2014 17:29

I don't think this is a fml. This is actually really cute and it's adorable how kids don't understand the adult world and make their own ideas about it. Yes to you, you may hate those marks but to your child remember you are a pretty zebra :)