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Kind heart, lonely soul

By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 22:00

Today, I went to the city centre to intentionally smoke near homeless people so they'd ask me for a cigarette or two. In the last 2 years, this is the closest I could get to having a social life. FML

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Cynical_1 26

Sunday 19 March 2017 0:37

Why don't you join a support group for people trying to quit smoking? You can drop the nasty habit and meet people at the same time. It's a twofer.

Tripartita 44

Saturday 18 March 2017 22:24

This is what happens when somebody tells you about Tinder via the telephone game. "Tinder to meet random people." "I dunno, it had something to do with burning and no-home people." "What? Smoking and homeless people?"

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hockjock 10

Thursday 13 April 2017 0:03

sad...

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