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Family tree

By Anonyme - 21/11/2024 11:00 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, I found out that my grandson is actually my stepson, my son is his half-brother, and my soon to be ex-husband impregnated our son’s wife, who’s a third his age. Yet somehow my slimy ex is the victim in all this because our son beat him to a bloody pulp while I did nothing to stop it. FML

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Wadlaen 23

Friday 22 November 2024 0:11

I think the only ones who did not do what could be expected of them in this situation is your soon to be ex husband and your daughter in law. Best of luck with getting through this for your family!

Lost Reggie 20

Friday 22 November 2024 0:48

What in the Alabama Hell?

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Wadlaen 23

Friday 22 November 2024 0:11

I think the only ones who did not do what could be expected of them in this situation is your soon to be ex husband and your daughter in law. Best of luck with getting through this for your family!

Lost Reggie 20

Friday 22 November 2024 0:48

What in the Alabama Hell?

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