Knock yourself out, dude

By pornstorebitch - 23/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 11:44 - United States

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

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By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2018 01:30

Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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By bingalingading - 30/03/2015 20:46 - United States - Owosso

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

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When nature calls

By Sacha - 19/01/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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By iskiel - 26/10/2014 05:53 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

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Customers from hell

By midnightblade163 - 13/01/2016 12:06 - Australia - Caringbah

Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML

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By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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distortedcognition 17

Wednesday 23 October 2019 1:58

They aren’t called “edible panties” for nothing!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 October 2019 1:23

Or he could open up a second-hand sex toy store. The names for such a store boggle the mind. Sloppy Seconds. **** It Again Sports Save a Buttload!

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 October 2019 0:16

You are a bitch! He could make a nice meal of returned ****** and butt plugs and half-used tubes of lube.

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 23 October 2019 1:15

at the very least, he could sell them for drug... I mean food money.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 October 2019 1:23

Or he could open up a second-hand sex toy store. The names for such a store boggle the mind. Sloppy Seconds. **** It Again Sports Save a Buttload!

gain 5

Wednesday 23 October 2019 20:01

that's disgusting

E2dav 5

Wednesday 23 October 2019 1:19

you're not a bitch hun, who cares what he thinks anyway

distortedcognition 17

Wednesday 23 October 2019 1:58

They aren’t called “edible panties” for nothing!

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 23 October 2019 8:29

...who knows what he was hungry for?😕

mfranks19891989 10

Wednesday 23 October 2019 21:49

The homeless man must really want to eat a strap on

julfunky 29

Thursday 24 October 2019 4:29

As long as he isn’t making a mess let him dive. He needs some material for his spank bank and clearly he doesn’t have a lot of options.

Isaac Shields 9

Thursday 24 October 2019 6:52

it's trash that you don't want so why stop him from having it

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