Last night my friend and I were out for a drive. Trying to avoid...

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 21:40

Last night my friend and I were out for a drive. Trying to avoid hitting a raccoon my friend swerved and lost control of the car crashing into my neighbors front lawn. We then spent 4 hours dealing with cops and tow trucks. Her car is totaled.

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