Family, Vacation, Airplanes and Animals: Housekeeper

Housekeeper

By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML

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The Baby-Sitters Club

By Do I look like a fucking babysitter? - 22/08/2022 00:00

Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML

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Oh no

By Bad sibling - 07/03/2019 20:00

Today, as planned, my dad confirmed that he would be flying up to visit me for the weekend. Not planned, however, was that my whiny and high-maintenance sister invited herself along too. There's no way I can dis-invite her without offending my dad. FML

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How to invite someone without actually inviting them

By Anonymous - 03/08/2021 07:59 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my parents asked me if I was sure I didn't want to join them on a family trip tomorrow with my sister. I was never invited, and unlike the rest of the family, I have a full-time job where I can't just take days off with no warning. This is how they announce most "family trips" to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2015 12:04 - United States - Camden

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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By littlepsychgirl - 29/09/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

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By lonesome - 28/04/2013 05:23 - Canada

Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML

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By homeless4Christmas - 24/12/2009 05:54 - New Zealand

Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML

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Family day

By Anonymous - 09/06/2023 01:30 - India - Puducherry

Today, all I wanted was to take my two kids and their two favourite cousins to the beach on their last day of vacation together. My mother-in-law went into full beast mode, shouting about how I'm always roaming around and being irresponsible. The kids never meet and are from different cities. FML

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You deserved it 115

Shackled

By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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drimpossible 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:46

Without knowing all parties, hard to say who is the right. Your family may be intolerant, or husband may be genuinely difficult.

Some_guy 6

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:46

Have fun with the dog.

Comments

drimpossible 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:46

Without knowing all parties, hard to say who is the right. Your family may be intolerant, or husband may be genuinely difficult.

toqwert 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:49

Take the dog and bleach the plants! XD

KrazyKatz3 26

Wednesday 26 July 2017 17:36

In fairness no matter how difficult he is he is the man their daughter /sister loves and they should be able to love him just for that reason

Some_guy 6

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:46

Have fun with the dog.

VampireKiller59 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 14:24

no take the dog and disappear

shucks101 11

Saturday 2 November 2013 4:06

I wouldn't have taken them. I woulda been like, SEE YA!!

Deuce600 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:46

Forget it, they dont care for you or your husband then do not bother with helping them when they leave.

bbyxyo 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:47

bananamanama 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:47

That sucks. Dick move from them for making you drive them to the airport, and even telling you they don't like your husband.

drayloon 50

Monday 15 September 2014 5:58

shit, I would have left them to find their own way to the airport

mattiscool 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:48

steal somethin from there house

krayzie2392 18

Tuesday 14 February 2017 5:03

*their

AnneFTW 17

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:51

Uh well why would you and your husband want to go on a holiday with your family? Awkward much? Plus if you love your husband you shouldn't be blame him. & are you even sure that's the reason why you weren't invited? Seems kinda unfair to blame him if you don't know for sure.. I would've just assumed that you two wouldn't want to go. Long story short- get over it. & if watering the plants is such a pai then you shouldn't have agreed to do it!