Life Goals By FML Videos - 12/11/2018 00:00 Don't stop believing! I agree, your life sucks 248 You deserved it 85 Share Tweet Share
Today, I had sex with a guy I really liked. His testicle spontaneous turned inside his sack and he blacked out from the pain. He peed my bed, and I had to rush him to the ER so they could turn it back. Had to explain to his family and doctors what happened. It was my first time meeting them. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 124 You deserved it 210
Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "Does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML I agree, your life sucks 71 033 You deserved it 3 928
Today, I've now received my 73rd email in two days about my masters group project on policy recommendations for security reform. One group member has helpfully rewritten everything, and our project is now titled "Zeus's Earthly Kingdom." It's due today. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 397 You deserved it 2 832
Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was confused. When I pulled away from him, smiling, he slapped me, saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was "up to something." FML I agree, your life sucks 47 079 You deserved it 6 874
Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML I agree, your life sucks 55 945 You deserved it 20 203
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 65 263 You deserved it 3 316
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 406 You deserved it 888
Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 935 You deserved it 31 804
All I can think is "I hope his/her spine is okay".