Love, Mental health, Embarrassing and Awkward: Love is love

Love is love

By o___O" - 10/05/2013 20:11 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

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By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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By names suck and so do I - 08/08/2013 12:54 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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Remember bars?

By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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Seize the day

By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 15:00

Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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Drugs, not hugs

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML

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michaelm1290 23

Saturday 11 May 2013 5:32

Well now you blew my cover...

DocBastard 38

Saturday 11 May 2013 5:37

Was he proposing with a Ring Pop from aisle 4? I hope someone grabbed some rice from aisle 7 and flowers from aisle 2 for the ceremony. Tissues for the lunatic are in aisle 12.

Comments

GibbleMonster 6

Saturday 11 May 2013 6:11

Why don't you love me?!

jramirez16 9

Saturday 11 May 2013 7:25

Friends?? :)

gracehi 31

Saturday 11 May 2013 8:14

Because you're a dog.

VeganVampyre 26

Saturday 11 May 2013 13:16

And you're a dead chicken, you have no room to complain.

Catkam623 27

Saturday 11 May 2013 14:42

*goose and obviously he was joking.

SaxophoneHero 12

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:25

Shut up Car! We don't need to hear it from you!

jramirez16 9

Monday 13 May 2013 4:57

I was talking about the show "friends" but I understand not everyone knows it that well anymore.

Hetalia_freak 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 6:38

Today, I ran up to my girlfriend in the supermarket, and proposed to her. She acted like she didn't know me and declined. I started crying in the middle of the store. FML.

goodoldave 17

Saturday 11 May 2013 6:42

Was he wearing a specific colored jumpsuit? Was his hair standing up in different directions? Was he just overall goofy looking?... OMG, Jim Carrey asked you out... And you said no...

josh8215 21

Tuesday 14 May 2013 19:37

That description actually sounded a bit like Naruto at first. Orange jumpsuit...spiked hair....never mind.

K410 18

Saturday 11 May 2013 6:50

You should've asked him what your name was to embarrass the hell out of him

ilanie04 16

Saturday 9 May 2015 5:47

didn't you here he was mentally unstable? you are a dick. learn some manners and respect

fischerxx 10

Saturday 11 May 2013 7:35

Green card marriage?

dakatabg 31

Saturday 11 May 2013 8:06

He was the Romeo of the store :)

Aerosaurus 6

Saturday 11 May 2013 9:24

Not even funny

xRezSynn 15

Saturday 11 May 2013 8:22

Take it as a compliment, OP

buckdharma 37

Saturday 11 May 2013 8:37

Today a stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me He was unstable obviously So I declined gently He started crying loudly for everyone to see I still don't have a clue who was he as I bought some pimple cream