Man child, part 2

By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 933

You deserved it 300

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By Cookyourowndamnfoodasshole! - 27/01/2021 18:30 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend complaining that I’m lazy since I never cook for him. I stopped cooking for him because he constantly complained that the food was never as good as what his ex-wife made, or like his mom made. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 321

You deserved it 158

By rissalynn - 15/07/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend's mother called me lazy. Her days consist of sitting on her couch watching Fox News. I'm a college athlete who also has a part-time job, yet I'm the lazy one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 843

You deserved it 163

Can't win

By Billie - 04/02/2021 00:01 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 847

You deserved it 240

Ungrateful

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 16:58

Today, even though I help cook and clean on a daily basis, I got called lazy and told I don't do anything around the house. I live with my parents and twin 18-year-old brothers and they all say this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 760

You deserved it 135

By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 750

You deserved it 5 621

By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 191

You deserved it 7 388

By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 766

You deserved it 262

Quota

By lazy pregnant girl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that because he works fifty hours a week, I should be meeting an arbitrary quota of fifty hours of housework, and if I don't, I'm insensitive and ungrateful. FML

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You deserved it 10 489

By rileynautumn - 13/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 231

You deserved it 9 693

Equality

By Anonymous - 10/07/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 673

You deserved it 305

coius 23

Tuesday 10 November 2020 16:49

Hope you mean “ex soon”. Kick his lazy ass out and tell him to not come back unless he acts like an adult and steps up to his obligations. If you stay with him, you deserve the life you are going to get.

Fergus52 16

Tuesday 10 November 2020 11:49

You really need to have better boundaries. If he's home all day and you're at work, he should do the cooking, or at least make a reasonable and substantial effort to assist in household chores. If on his day off he fails to say, cook dinner, without a reasonable excuse, while you're working. You could cook yourself dinner but not him. Might sound harsh, but he's never going to make any effort without some form of incentive (and idk about you but food is a pretty strong incentive for me).

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 10 November 2020 9:45

Just call him lazy in return! You lazy ***** deserve each other.

Fergus52 16

Tuesday 10 November 2020 11:49

Rodville 28

Tuesday 10 November 2020 14:18

If he gets upgraded to husband than you would deserve it. You should either have him do his fair share or leave.

coius 23

Tuesday 10 November 2020 16:49

mekiswrite 21

Tuesday 10 November 2020 20:14

You don't HAVE to do anything; you decide to cook for the both of you and you decide to clean up after him. You are only responsible for your own actions. If he's not adequately contributing to the relationship, stop enabling that behavior.