Kids and Bullying: Mean Girls

Mean Girls

By Anonymous - 07/06/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, my house was pelted with rotten eggs. Apparently, my daughter and her friends are bullying a boy in her class. So, his older brother set out for revenge. According to the threatening note he left, "This is just the start if they don't leave him alone." My daughter thinks this means she should bully harder. FML

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You deserved it 1 722

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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You deserved it 507

By bully slayer - 12/12/2018 10:00 - Philippines - Pasay City

Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML

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You deserved it 225

By bit - 30/07/2009 10:01 - United States

Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML

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You deserved it 64 449

Smash the patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 25/06/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home to my son with a bruised face and my daughter locked in her room. Apparently, when she got home from work, her unemployed brother asked her when she was going to cook dinner, so she punched him in the head. He’s so entitled that he actually thought he’d get sympathy from me. FML

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You deserved it 369

By FuckLife - 11/02/2012 13:41 - Australia

Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML

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You deserved it 2 489

Comedy roast

By bad auntie! - 21/11/2022 03:00 - United States

Today, my husband and I have been teaching our son to deal with bullies using peaceful conflict resolution techniques. My younger sister however thought it’d be a good idea to teach him how to “roast” his bullies back. So far he’s made three kids cry and I have to see the principal. Thanks Sis. FML

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You deserved it 730

Badass

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I taught my daughter to tell a teacher if she was being bullied. My husband however taught her teachers are useless, and if you punch bullies in the balls really hard, they will bend forwards which puts them in a good position for an uppercut that will knock out teeth. The school is furious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 419

You deserved it 177

By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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You deserved it 6 039

Private freakouts

By Anonymous - 19/01/2022 23:02

Today, my son warned me that unless I get his older brother to stop picking on him, he’d do it himself. I didn’t take it seriously, until I got home from work to find he'd had beaten his brother unconscious. His justification was that he's warned me he’d "do it himself.“ FML

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You deserved it 2 624

By neighbour hell - 25/04/2013 17:56 - Norway - Kristiansand

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML

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You deserved it 2 709

Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 7 June 2022 23:45

Make it very clear to her that 1. She's cleaning up the mess and 2. if she continues to bully this kid, she's going to be grounded until behavior changes or she graduates.

poopface82 19

Tuesday 7 June 2022 23:15

Two words: military school.

Comments

poopface82 19

Tuesday 7 June 2022 23:15

Two words: military school.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 June 2022 4:41

Great idea for a bully: train them to use weapons.

Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 7 June 2022 23:45

Make it very clear to her that 1. She's cleaning up the mess and 2. if she continues to bully this kid, she's going to be grounded until behavior changes or she graduates.

wrenavery90 12

Wednesday 8 June 2022 0:48

I hope you do something about your kids awful behavior. It is not ok to bully someone. You're the parent. So parent!!

JackWood 20

Wednesday 8 June 2022 2:07

Look up wilderness therapy.

mccuish 25

Wednesday 8 June 2022 8:12

Send your daughter to boarding school or military school

tomoc1990 9

Thursday 9 June 2022 6:10

Well teach your daughter not to be a bully!!

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 9 June 2022 23:45

You need to make it pretty damn clear that your daughter is to stop bullying this kid. And she should clean up the mess left by her victim's older brother.