Merry Christmas, I guess…

By anon - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Irwin

Today, a very drunk woman at the family Christmas party told me she felt terrible that I didn't have a mother who cared about me. She's my mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 124
You deserved it 2 579
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Top comments

Greenteamextreme 16

Don't worry... My mother called me George yesterday. She was sober aswell and thats not the first time she's forgotten my name and bloody gone with Goerge. I'm a damned woman mother. You should know this!

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omgitsmoe 26

Your mom is fun at parties

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hamrtym 15

really? you don't say...

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Vagitarian1 10

Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life son.

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Greenteamextreme 16

Don't worry... My mother called me George yesterday. She was sober aswell and thats not the first time she's forgotten my name and bloody gone with Goerge. I'm a damned woman mother. You should know this!

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PenguinBitch 43

Why did this remind me of Harry Potter? "Sorry George, dear." "Only joking, I am Fred."

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Greenteamextreme 16

George smash!

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DoubleDosexo 12

My grandma forgot my little cousins name once. she called him his brothers, sisters, my older cousins name, and then my name. I was standing right next to her.

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MisterEx 28

If it makes it any better, George, George is also used for women. Rarely, but is still used.

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NeoMatrix25 12

I'm sure she cares. At least she's not the type of parent to get drunk, strip down and embarrass you

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EvilTurtle 35

I like how there's an actual type of parent for that.

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Ichiya 29

Don't look now momma has got her boobs out.

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sam882 28

At least your parent has to be drunk to do that. Some of us have sober parents with no problem doing any of this.

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IvyOswin 17

Cheer up OP, if she remembers in the morning, she'll probably feel bad.

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lazyslumber 18

People blabber when they are drunk. Don't be harsh on yourself and your mom by taking those words seriously. Anyways love is expressed in actions, not in words.

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russfml 31

People blabber when they're drunk but a lot of truth comes with drunken blabber

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