Embarrassing, Clumsy, Theater, Acting and Miscellaneous: Method acting

Method acting

By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 01:00 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

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By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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Act three, scene one

By anon - 12/08/2024 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 23:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By Juliet - 10/03/2011 12:36

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

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By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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Do as I say…

By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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oNikkio 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:03

Nice way to break the ice.

jf7609 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:54

ahhh hahaha! lucky him

Comments

HannahBabe 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:04

mmm yum.

Astroman129 7

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:28

You do monologues for auditions, not scenes. Try again.

pennylane1023 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:46

Ok smart ass... She said improvisation...which you should know means it's not a monologue...try again. Thanks

i_lik_tomaters 21

Thursday 14 May 2015 1:46

It depends on the type of auditions

LOLOMGWTFBBQ 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:51

Before anyone else says it, your life ALMOST sucks. :)

jasonsaied 1

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:31

haha that's great

anela_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:03

ha ha no worries I can see my self doin that too

anela_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:05

quick question love why does it end with HE WAS?

amacleod 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 15:11

because it says she wasn't surprised but he was

leoofbodom 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:09

DID YOU SUCK HIS **** THEN? i ******* hate it when fmls leave out vital parts of the story

fishyfingaz 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:37

Where were all the klutzes when I did drama for a cheap high school pass?

maskedman 9

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:39

I hear that's the best way to make it in Hollywood. Then again, you probably just gave your co-star some HollyWOOD.

sarcdude 3

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:58

Buh dum chh!

aback 4

Tuesday 26 January 2010 15:27

Both intimate *and* improvisational. Hope you got an 'A'.

Boy_Flow 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 15:42

damn, I'm sure he was more excited then surprised. well if you didn't get the part, you should "fall" into the teacher's lap and BOOM there you go, lead part in the play x-D